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charmslapped:

magic-becauselifeistragic:

inquietdesperation:

John on how he asked out Sarah for the first time:
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’

JOHN GREEN IS PERFECTION. 
ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS WRONG. 

and then after being friends for a while he asked her if she was seeing anyone and she said no and he said “does that mean i can pursue you now?” and she said yes and he walLKED ACROSS THE ROOM AND KISSED HER

simplysouthernxo:

southernshellsandweddingbells:

onyasideburnss:

amazonian-warrior-princess:

terrible-beauty:

amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

I am Rita

the fairy

I wish to have love like this.

I am shedding tears

God I love old people

(via justbprettybutnaive)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via justbprettybutnaive)

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

(via gtezz)

(Source: teddywestside, via hal-cy-on-days)

taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via you-make-the-rain-fall)

gtezz:


laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014

OH NO

(Source: rubyredwisp, via gtezz)

comingupforblair:

"They’re only fictional characters"

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my-wrecklessabandon:

[gabriella montez voice] you’re crazy wildcat

(via strength-in-song)

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via gtezz)

achillesfeels:

Trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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(via an-atlas-of-clouds)