"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time
Damn, this girl was prepared.
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr